All Gold Everything

by jessica on September 18, 2014

You guys, I have a problem. Well, I don’t think it’s a problem, but others might.

I can’t stop spray painting everything I own gold. I’m turning my nest (yes, I call my condo a nest) into a gold and gaudy dream. It’s breathtaking.

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Anyways…I literally just walk around looking for things to spray paint and my latest victim was the door mat.

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It was so ugly, so boring, so not my style. It was nothing a little gold spray paint couldn’t fix.

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First, I painted the whole mat purple so that I’d have a good base. Plus I’m not so gaudy that I’d paint the whole thing gold!

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A little tape…

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Voila!

Now friends, please tell me if you find rose gold spray paint. Then, my life will be complete. 

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